Juvenile dementia

Weather or not

Ok, I'm sure we're all familiar with the annual whinge 'crikey, a few flakes of snow and the country grinds to a halt' right?

But how about this? Three days without rain and the nation is on fire.

That's right. One short, dry, spell and Britain is in flames. Brilliant.

Now this seems like a new one to me. Would you agree?

But the real question is, is this because this Great British Barbeque is actually a new phenomenon, or is it in fact, simply that we've never actually had three days without rain before.

What next? A thick fog and Britain gets lost in the Atlantic Ocean? A couple of hailstorm shatters us into a million different islands, all voting for independence and squabbling over who owns Watford? A summer, which we'd have no idea what to do with?

Or just more rain.

Place your bets.

posted by Peter The Great @ 7:33 PM